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Title |
Rating |
Review
Date |
Single
Sentence Synopsis of film |
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| 20
Million Miles To Earth |
 x7 |
7.7.05 |
The
first spaceship to land on Venus crashes into the Mediterranean
on its return trip, freeing a small Venusian creature brought back
by the crew which then goes on a rampage in Italy…and it doesn’t
stay small. |
A
| Alligator
People, The |
x4 |
10.10.04 |
A
woman participating in a hypno-regression experiment recalls repressed
memories from years earlier, when a search for her missing husband
turned up horrifying results in a Louisiana swamp. |
| Angry
Red Planet, The |
x6 |
3.15.10 |
The
first manned expedition to the planet Mars discovers that the inhabitants
are not exactly happy to see them. |
B
| Blacula |
x7 |
2.15.10 |
An
African prince transformed into a vampire by Count Dracula himself,
is awakened after nearly 200 years in modern Los Angeles, where
he seeks to be reunited with the reincarnation of his lost wife. |
| Blob,
The |
x9 |
9.11.07 |
A
meteorite crashes to earth, bringing with it both an amoeba like
organism that absorbs anyone it comes into contact with, and trouble
for the teens of a small town, who cannot convince the authorities
of the creature’s presence. |
| Blood
Beast Terror, The |
x5 |
12.4.11 |
A
19th century English police detective investigates a series of murders
where all the victims have been drained of blood, uncovering one
scientist’s dark secret and the deadly creature he is protecting. |
| Boogens,
The |
x6 |
2.15.16 |
The
efforts to re-open a Colorado silver mine closed for the past 70 years
unleash a horde of carnivorous turtle-like monsters on the unsuspecting
population, including a group of horny young people. |
| Burial
Ground |
x3 |
3.3.06 |
A
group of pathetically stupid people are trapped in a country villa
when ancient Etruscan zombies return to life and seek to make a
meal of them, exhibiting far more intelligence than the living folks
in the process. |
C
| Conan
The Barbarian |
x9 |
2.21.05 |
An
epic tale set in a forgotten past of a child sold into slavery who
as an adult seeks revenge against the man responsible for the massacre
of his people. |
| Creature
From Black Lake |
x7 |
1.10.10 |
Two
students from the University of Chicago travel to the Louisiana
swamps in search of a legendary bipedal primate reported to live
in the area. |
| Curse
of the Faceless Man |
x3 |
3.27.11 |
The
mummy-like body of a slave killed in ancient Pompeii when Vesuvius
erupted, is unearthed in modern times where it promptly begins walking
around and terrorizing people. |
D
E
| Earth
vs. the Spider |
x6 |
2.24.08 |
A
giant spider living in a cave menaces a small mountain town while
brainless teenagers get themselves into trouble. |
| Evilspeak |
x4 |
1.16.05 |
An
orphaned military cadet who is something of a social outcast, gets
revenge against his tormentors by using his computer to raise the
demonic spirit of a deceased devil worshipper. |
F
| Fiend
Without A Face |
x7 |
5.22.05 |
A
Scientist, experimenting with telekinetic powers enhanced by an
atomic reactor, succeeds in creating a new form of invisible life
that feeds by sucking out people’s brains. |
| Forest,
The |
x2 |
4.23.07 |
Two
couples encounter a crazy killer and numerous ghosts when they decide
to go camping in the woods. |
| From
Hell It Came |
x4 |
3.15.16 |
On
a South Pacific island, a native wrongly put to death by his tribe
vows to return from the grave to seek revenge, a feat he accomplishes
in the form of a walking tree thanks to the radiation from an atomic
bomb test. |
G
| Ghost
Of Dragstrip Hollow |
x5 |
11.7.04 |
Fast
cars, Rock ‘n’ Roll and ghosts are the result when a
bunch of car-loving kids go looking for a new place to base their
hotrod club. |
| Giant
Claw, The |
x7 |
2.24.08 |
A
gigantic and asinine-looking buzzard from an anti-matter galaxy
descends upon the Earth to build itself a nest, with both global
(and unintentionally funny) repercussions. |
| Godzilla
King Of The Monsters |
x8 |
1.1.10 |
H
bomb testing in the south pacific resurrects Godzilla, a towering
400-foot tall lizard from the prehistoric past, who then proceeds
to flatten the city of Tokyo. |
| Grizzly |
x6 |
11.26.06 |
A
huge Grizzly Bear terrorizes campers and rangers alike at a national
park, despite efforts to kill the beast. |
H
| Horrors
Of Spider Island |
x5 |
2.21.05 |
A
group of curvaceous female dancers washes ashore on a pacific island
after their plane crashes, but soon a bite from a strange spider
transforms their manager into a murdering man-beast. |
| House
By The Cemetery, The |
x5 |
6.13.06 |
A
researcher moves his family from New York City to a small New England
town only to discover that the house they have rented contains all
sorts of nasty surprises, especially in the cellar. |
| Humanoids
From The Deep |
x6 |
7.22.07 |
Horny
Fish-men rise from the sea to attack the inhabitants of a small
coastal community. |
| Hunchback
of the Morgue |
x7 |
6.2.10 |
A
hunchback pines for his deceased love, while aiding a mad scientist
in his less than legal experiments. |
I
| Invisible
Invaders |
x4 |
9.3.06 |
As
the world is overrun by invisible invaders from outer space who
possess the bodies of the dead, a small group of scientists in an
underground bunker must work quickly to devise a way to repel the
aliens. |
| It!
The Terror From Beyond Space |
x8 |
12.12.04 |
The
crew of a spaceship returning from Mars must deal with a dangerous
stow-away who is determined to make a meal of them all. |
J
| Journey
To The Seventh Planet |
x4 |
5.14.05 |
The
five man crew of a rocket ship investigating strange radiation emanating
from the planet Uranus discovers an illusory world controlled by
a weird alien brain. |
K
L
|
Legend Of Hell House, The |
x5 |
9.11.05 |
A
scientist and a pair of mediums investigate an infamous haunted
house in hopes of proving once and for all if there is life after
death. |
| Let
Sleeping Corpses Lie |
x6 |
4.1.16 |
A
pair of young people run afoul of the living dead, closed-minded cops
and a wacky new insect-destroying machine while in the English countryside. |
M
| Megalodon |
x4 |
6.20.10 |
An
offshore oil rig unleashes the mother of all sharks when it drills
into a previously unknown cavern deep beneath the ocean floor. |
| Mighty
Peking Man, The |
x4 |
2.1.10 |
An
expedition into the Indian jungles brings back a hot blonde chick
and a giant ape to Hong Kong where tragedy ensues. |
| Mole
People, The |
x5 |
7.20.08 |
Deep
under an Asian mountain, a group of archaeologists discover a subterranean
realm where an ancient Sumerian civilization has enslaved a race
of bipedal burrowing creatures. |
| Monolith
Monsters, The |
x7 |
1.1.10 |
A
meteorite brings with it strange rocks that grow into towering spires
that then threaten a small desert community. |
| Monster
From Green Hell |
x3 |
8.3.05 |
Scientists
shoot wasps into space to study the affects of radiation, but then
must travel to Africa when the rocket crashes and the insects grow
to gigantic proportions. |
| Monster
On The Campus |
x5 |
7.1.07 |
A
university professor de-evolves into a murderous apeman when irradiated
coelacanth blood is accidentally introduced into his own bloodstream. |
| My
Bloody Valentine |
x6 |
2.8.10 |
20
years after a tragic mine explosion and subsequent murder spree,
has the original killer returned to punish the people of a small
Canadian town for not heeding his warning to never again hold a
Valentine's Day dance? |
N
| Night
Fright |
x3 |
10.11.11 |
A
government rocket carrying mutated animals crashes near a small
Texas community, releasing the biggest and meanest beast of the
bunch, which promptly goes on a killing rampage. |
| Night
Of The Demons |
x6 |
11.26.07 |
A
disparate group of moron teenagers throwing a party on Halloween
night in an abandoned funeral home with a tragic history, conjure
up more than they can deal with when they decide to conduct a séance. |
| Night
Of The Living Dead |
x8 |
6.26.05 |
A
disparate group of people seeks refuge in an abandoned farmhouse
one night when strange phenomena cause the dead to return to life
and seek human flesh to devour. |
O
| One
Million AC/DC |
 |
3.28.10 |
A
tribe of dirty, greasy, scabby and overly stupid cavemen and cavewomen
contend with the harsh realities of the prehistoric world by having
constant sex. |
| One
Million Years B.C. |
x7 |
12.5.05 |
Banished
from one tribe, a caveman must contend with giant dinosaurs, busty
babes, a new tribe, busty babes, Neanderthals, busty babes, a barren
landscape and…busty babes during his subsequent adventures. |
P
| Premature
Burial, The |
x6 |
10.16.05 |
A
man is so haunted by his fears of being buried alive, that he goes
to great lengths to avoid such a fate, but destiny cannot be deterred. |
| Psychic
Killer |
x5 |
2.1.16 |
A
man who is wrongly imprisoned inherits the ability to project his
psychic force across large distances, allowing him to seek revenge
on those whom he feels has wronged him. |
Q
| Queen
Of Outer Space |
x4 |
3.29.08 |
The
all male crew of a rocket ship crash lands on the planet Venus,
where they discover a society comprised solely of hot babes, the
Queen of which, plans to destroy the Earth. |
R
| Raiders
of Atlantis, The |
x5 |
3.1.16 |
A
diverse group of people must contend with the an army of murderous
morons when the lost island of Atlantis rises from the ocean depths,
in this Italian-made epic. |
| Reptilicus |
x4 |
11.7.05 |
The
frozen tail of a giant prehistoric reptile is discovered and thawed
out, allowing the appendage to regenerate and the newly reformed creature
to rampage across Denmark. |
S
| Shadowzone |
x6 |
3.29.08 |
A
small group of people are trapped in an underground complex when
experiments in deep sleep open a door to a parallel dimension and
release a murderous, shapeshifting lifeform. |
| She
Demons |
x3 |
11.2.08 |
A
group of morons finds themselves washed ashore on an unknown island
after a fierce hurricane and soon discover that the place is already
home to fugitive Nazi's as well as some truly ugly native women. |
| Silent
Night, Deadly Night |
x6 |
7.20.08 |
A
small child who watches his parents butchered by a man in a Santa
suit grows up to continue the cycle of violence, believing that
it is Santa's job to punish the bad people of the world. |
| Snowbeast |
x5 |
10.10.04 |
A
Sasquatch/Yeti creature drops in on a Colorado mountain skiing community
during a winter carnival and decides to have some fun at the expense
of the local yokels. |
| Snow
Creature, The |
x2 |
2.18.11 |
A
botanist manages to bag a Yeti while exploring the Himalayas and
brings it back to Los Angeles, where the beast escapes and goes
on one of the lamest monster rampages ever committed to the silver
screen. |
T
| Tarantula |
x8 |
7.20.10 |
Scientists
hoping to find a way to feed Earth's growing population accidentally
create a giant tarantula that wanders through the Arizona desert,
eating people and livestock, while growing larger every day. |
| Tentacles |
x4 |
4.28.08 |
A
giant octopus visits a southern California seaside community, snacking
on the locals, ruining a regatta and generally making a nuisance
of itself until a marine biologist and his pair of pet Orcas are
brought in to hunt the beast. |
| Thing
From Another World, The |
x9 |
11.28.04 |
A
group of Airforce personnel and scientists trapped at an isolated
arctic base must confront a deadly visitor from another world. |
| Trick
or Treat |
x5 |
6.3.08 |
A
young heavy metal fan resurrects the spirit of his dead idol, who
helps him get revenge on those who wronged him, before embarking
a killing spree of his own. |
U
| Undertaker
And His Pals, The |
x4 |
6.7.05 |
A
creepy undertaker teams up with two weirdos who run a diner in order
to increase the traffic for both of their businesses. |
| Unknown
Island |
x4 |
8.21.07 |
An
engaged couple finance an expedition to an uncharted South Pacific
island where they encounter dinosaurs, giant prehistoric primates
and worst of all: lecherous sea captains |
V
| Viking
Women And The Sea Serpent |
x5 |
2.19.07 |
A
group of love-starved Viking women build a ship and set sail across
the sea to find their missing men folk, only to be captured by the
same barbarians that hold their men captive…and they see a
sea serpent…twice. |
W
| War
Of The Colossal Beast |
x3 |
4.16.06 |
After
having survived a fall off Boulder Dam in the first movie, Glen
Manning, the giant, bald...and now cycloptic man; is located in
Mexico, rounded up and brought back to the USA where he gets loose
in Los Angeles. |
X
| X
The Unknown |
x8 |
3.20.05 |
After
a fissure opens in the Scottish countryside, something strange and
deadly emerges from the Earth’s depths to roam the land in
search of radioactive materials to ingest and unlucky locals to
melt into goop. |
Y
| Nothing
yet |
x? |
?.?.? |
? |
Z
| Zombie
Lake |
x1 |
4.17.05 |
A
group of German soldiers, killed by the French resistance during
WWII and dumped into a lake, return as zombies to wreak havoc on
the inhabitants of a nearby French town. |
| Zombies
of Mora Tau |
x3 |
4.27.10 |
A
group of American treasure hunters travel to Africa to recover the
diamonds lost in a 19th century shipwreck, unaware of the annoying
locals that inhabit the area or the group of zombies guarding the
treasure. |
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