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| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| 20 Million Miles To Earth |  x 7 |
The first spaceship to land on Venus crashes into the Mediterranean on its return trip, freeing a small Venusian creature brought back by the crew which then goes on a rampage in Italy…and doesn’t stay small. | 7/11/05 |
| A | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| The Alligator People | x 4 |
A woman participating in a hypno-regression experiment recalls repressed memories from years earlier, when a search for her missing husband turned up horrifying results in a Louisiana swamp. | 10/24/04 |
| B | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| The Blob | x 9 |
A meteorite crashes to earth, bringing with it both an amoeba like organism that absorbs anyone it comes into contact with, and trouble for the teens of a small town, who cannot convince the authorities of the creature’s presence. | 9/21/07 |
| Burial Ground | x 3 |
A group of pathetically stupid people are trapped in a country villa when ancient Etruscan zombies return to life and seek to make a meal of them, exhibiting far more intelligence than the living folks in the process. | 3/3/06 |
| C | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Conan the Barbarian | x 9 |
An epic tale set in a forgotten past of a child sold into slavery who as an adult seeks revenge against the man responsible for the massacre of his people. | 2/21/05 |
| D | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Dead-Alive | x 7 |
A shy young man with a domineering mother must learn to cope with mom's new habits when a bite from a Sumatran Rat Monkey turns her into a flesh eating zombie who escapes time and again in this "mother" of all zombie flicks | 10/17/04 |
| The Devil's Partner | x 5 |
An old hermit makes a pact with the devil, is resurrected as a young man and then uses black magic to woo a woman and attempt to kill his rival for her affections. | 1/8/06 |
| E | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Earth vs the Spider | x 6 |
A giant spider living in a cave menaces a small mountain town while brainless teenagers get themselves into trouble. | 2/24/08 |
| Evilspeak | x 4 |
An orphaned military cadet who is something of a social outcast, gets revenge against his tormentors by using his computer to raise the demonic spirit of a deceased devil worshipper. | 1/16/05 |
| F | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Fiend Without A Face | x 7 |
A Scientist experimenting with telekinetic powers enhanced by an atomic reactor, succeeds in creating a new form of invisible life that feeds by sucking out people’s brains. | 5/22/05 |
| The Forest | x 2 |
Two couples encounter a crazy killer and numerous ghosts when they decide to go camping in the woods. | 4/23/07 |
| G | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Ghost of Dragstrip Hollow | x 5 |
Fast cars, Rock ‘n’ Roll and ghosts are the result when a bunch of car-loving kids go looking for a new place to base their hotrod club. | 11/7/04 |
| The Giant Claw | x 7 |
A gigantic and asinine-looking buzzard from an anti-matter galaxy descends upon the Earth to build itself a nest, with both global (and unintentionally funny) repercussions. | 2/24/08 |
| Grizzly | x 6 |
A huge Grizzly Bear terrorizes campers and rangers alike at a national park, despite efforts to kill the beast. | 11/26/06 |
| H | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Horrors of Spider Island | x 5 |
A group of curvaceous female dancers washes ashore on a pacific island after their plane crashes, but soon a bite from a strange spider transforms their manager into a murdering man-beast. | 2/21/05 |
| The House By the Cemetery | x 4 |
A researcher moves his family from New York City to a small New England town only to discover that the house they have rented contains all sorts of nasty surprises, especially in the cellar. | 6/13/06 |
| Humanoids From The Deep | x 6 |
Horny fish-men rise from the sea to attack the inhabitants of small coastal community. | 7/21/07 |
| I | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Invisible Invaders | x 4 |
As the world is overrun by invisible invaders from outer space who possess the bodies of the dead, a small group of scientists in an underground bunker must work quickly to devise a way to repel the aliens. | 9/3/06 |
| It! The Terror From Beyond Space | x 8 |
The crew of a spaceship returning from Mars must deal with a dangerous stow-away who is determined to make a meal of them all. | 12/12/04 |
| J | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Journey To The Seventh Planet | x 4 |
The five man crew of a rocket ship investigating strange radiation emanating from the planet Uranus discovers an illusory world controlled by a weird alien brain. | 5/14/05 |
| K | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| The Killer Shrews | x 4 |
A group of people must contend with hundreds of giant killer shrews when trapped on an island during a storm. | 9/26/05 |
| L | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| The Legend of Hell House | x 5 |
A scientist and a pair of mediums investigate an infamous haunted house in hopes of proving once and for all if there is life after death. | 9/11/05 |
| M | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| The Mole People | x 5 |
Deep under an Asian mountain, a group of archaeologists discover a subterranean realm where an ancient Sumerian civilization has enslaved a race of bipedal burrowing creatures. | 7/20/08 |
| Monster From Green Hell | x 3 |
Scientists shoot wasps into space to study the affects of radiation, but then must travel to Africa when the rocket crashes and the insects grow to gigantic proportions. | 8/3/05 |
| Monster On The Campus | x 5 |
A university professor de-evolves into a murderous apeman when irradiated coelacanth blood is accidentally introduced into his own bloodstream. | 7/1/07 |
| N | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Night of the Demons | x 6 |
A disparate group of moron teenagers throwing a party on Halloween night in an abandoned funeral home with a tragic history, conjure up more than they can deal with when they decide to conduct a séance. | 11/26/07 |
| Night of the Living Dead | x 8 |
A disparate group of people seeks refuge in an abandoned farmhouse one night when strange phenomena cause the dead to return to life and seek human flesh to devour. | 6/26/05 |
| O | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| One Million Years B.C. | x 7 |
Banished from one tribe, a caveman must contend with giant dinosaurs, busty babes, a new tribe, busty babes, Neanderthals, busty babes, a barren landscape and…busty babes during his subsequent adventures. | 12/5/05 |
| P | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| The Premature Burial | x 6 |
A man is so haunted by his fears of being buried alive, that he goes to great lengths to avoid such a fate, but destiny cannot be deterred. | 10/16/05 |
| Q | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Queen of Outer Space | x 4 |
The all male crew of a rocket ship crash lands on the planet Venus, where they discover a society comprised solely of hot babes, the Queen of which, plans to destroy the Earth. | 3/29/03 |
| R | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Reptilicus | x 4 |
The frozen tail of a giant prehistoric reptile is discovered and thawed out, allowing the appendage to regenerate and the newly reformed creature to rampage across Denmark. | 11/07/05 |
| S | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Shadowzone | x 6 |
A small group of people are trapped in an underground complex when experiments in deep sleep open a door to a parallel dimension and release a murderous, shapeshifting lifeform. | 3/29/08 |
| Silent Night, Deadly Night | x 6 |
A youth who witnesses his parents murdered by a killer in a Santa Claus costume grows up to continue the cycle of violence when forced to don a Santa suit for Christmas one year. | 7/20/08 |
| Snowbeast | x 5 |
A Sasquatch/Yeti creature drops in on a Colorado mountain skiing community during a winter carnival and decides to have some fun at the expense of the local yokels. | 10/10/04 |
| T | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Tentacles | x 3 |
A giant octopus terrorizes a Southern California community, devouring babies, gimps, hot chicks, fat guys and assorted morons until a marine expert brings in his pet killer whales to deal with the threat. | 4/28/08 |
| The Thing From Another World | x 9 |
A group of Airforce personnel and scientists trapped at an isolated arctic base must confront a deadly visitor from another world. | 11/28/04 |
| Trick or Treat | x 5 |
A young heavy metal fan resurrects the spirit of his dead idol, who helps him get revenge on those who wronged him, before embarking a killing spree of his own. | 6/3/08 |
| U | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| The Undertaker And His Pals | x 4 |
A creepy undertaker teams up with two weirdos who run a diner in order to increase the traffic for both of their businesses. | 6/7/05 |
| Unknown Island | x 4 |
An engaged couple finance an expedition to an uncharted South Pacific island where they encounter dinosaurs, giant prehistoric primates and worst of all: lecherous sea captains. | 8/21/07 |
| V | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Viking Women And The Sea Serpent | x 5 |
A group of love-starved Viking women build a ship and set sail across the sea to find their missing men folk, only to be captured by the same barbarians that hold their men captive…and they see a sea serpent…twice. | 2/19/07 |
| W | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| War of the Colossal Beast | x 3 |
After having survived a fall off Boulder Damn in the first movie, Glen Manning, the giant, bald...and now cycloptic man; is located in Mexico, rounded up and brought back to the USA where he gets loose in Los Angeles. | 4/16/06 |
| X | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| X The Unknown | x 8 |
After a fissure opens in the Scottish countryside, something strange and deadly emerges from the Earth’s depths to roam the land in search of radioactive materials to ingest and unlucky locals to melt into goop. | 3/20/05 |
| Y | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Z | |||
| Title | Rating | Single Sentence Synopsis | Date Reviewed |
| Zombie Lake | x 1 |
A group of German soldiers, killed by the French resistance during WWII and dumped into a lake, return as zombies to wreak havoc on the inhabitants of a nearby French town. | 4/17/05 |
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