A
black screen fades in on a mansion-sized house atop a hill. The title
appears and the credits unfold as we see a middle-aged guy making his
way up the grassy slope towards the house, broom, bucket and cleaning
supplies in hand. At the front door, he steels his nerves before entering
by indulging in a quick gulp of booze from a bottle, something I’ve
gotten into the habit of doing myself before entering my mother-in-law’s
place. He mutters something about the house and we get the idea that
he really does not want to be there. Once he’s inside we see the
place has not been occupied for many years, as cobwebs and dust are
everywhere. I’m not sure this one guy is up to the task of cleaning
this entire place by himself. Given the size of the house, it may well
require an unholy alliance between Merry Maids AND the Maid
Brigade.
With
a lot of mumbling to himself, he sets about the task of cleaning the
place up. As he sweeps, he hears a loud creaking sound from deeper within
the house, so he puts his broom down, grabs his flashlight and wrench
and investigates. He wields the wrench like a weapon, so I suppose he’s
not expecting the sound to have come from some creaky pipes than need
an emergency tightening. He hears the sound again and follows it down
into the basement. Well, naturally. It was either there or the attic.
If there’s any sort of ghost or spirit hiding in a house, it’s
gonna be in one of those two places ninety percent of the time. Sure,
every now and then you hear of a ghost haunting the garage or the kitchen
or the linen closet or even the outhouse (that will literally scare
the shit out of you), but most times it’s either the very top
or the very bottom of the house.
So
this guy descends the stairs and creeps his way through the basement
area, which is quite extensive and surprisingly well lit. Thinking that
someone may be there – squatters or kids or horny teenagers, maybe
– he keeps calling out for them to show themselves. He finally
zeros in on the sizable furnace and after a brief hesitation, throws
open the door and peers inside. There’s nothing there but cold
ashes. He looks quite relieved to have found nothing and even says so
aloud. It’s at this moment that flames come alive within the furnace
and shoot outwards to engulf him. Completely on fire from head to toe,
he thrashes around like a contestant on So You Think You Can Dance
before dropping dead.
We
cut now to a station wagon zooming down the road. Driving is realtor
Mr. Decker with passengers Doctor CJ Arnold and his wife, Doctor Caroline
Arnold. Decker is taking them up to the house where we were just at,
as we see it atop the hill in the distance. It seems CJ wants to turn
the place into a center for his drug rehabilitation program. When they
arrive, Decker notes that the caretaker was supposed to meet them out
front. I’ll wager three hundred quatloos that the missing caretaker
was the guy who we just saw get barbecued. Calling out for “Sam”
they head inside. The place is still quite dusty, as Sam didn’t
get much of a chance to clean before he was deep fried. CJ notes the
lack of light and Decker claims the wiring gave out years ago, but opens
a nearby window shutter to let in some light.
Decker
now launches into the prerequisite history of the place. It was built
by a Mr. Vargas before the civil war. It was said his hair turned white
by the time he was thirty (poor diet or mother-in-law problems?) and
people hardly ever saw him again after that. Vargas died before he was
forty. The house then served as a conservatory for young women when
additions were made to the structure. After that it was vacant for many
years until the local county took it over around the beginning of the
twentieth century. Since then, no one has inquired about buying or leasing
the property until CJ. As Decker relates all this, he takes them on
a tour of the house. He mentions how there are natural hot springs in
the area and that Vargas built the place directly over one. He then
adds that the Indians avoided the place in times past, referring to
the area as the “valley of the devils.” Well, that doesn’t
bode very well, now does it? Decker says that whatever bad mojo the
area had seemed to vanish once Vargas built the place, as if he put
a seal on it. Well, if that wasn’t a big clue for later, I don’t
know what would be.
Undeterred
by all the work needed, CJ claims to have plenty of volunteers to help
clean the place. Having made their way upstairs, the group now descends
back to the ground floor. Caroline is at the rear and she pauses at
the top of the stairs to blow some dust off her hand. She then turns
and notices what looks like a hazy, white figure standing in a nearby
room. She turns away for a second and then looks back at it, but it
has vanished. When she gets to the bottom, CJ asks what is wrong but
she brushes it off and says it was nothing.
At
CJ’s inquiry, Decker claims that there was some who opposed the
idea of turning the place into a rehabilitation center and in the past
a few folks even wanted to tear the place down. When Caroline asks why,
he says that there have been strange noises and accidents around the
place that have fueled overactive imaginations. As he speaks, the three
of them are standing close together in a circle. Dust begins to fall
from the ceiling and just as Caroline notices and yells, “Look
out,” a few boards come loose and fall on CJ. Luckily he got more
dirty than hurt, so the three head back outside. CJ and Decker finalize
the arrangements, while Caroline wanders over to a small grassy area
at the center of the circular driveway. There’s a pedestal there
with a gargoyle. She reads aloud from a plaque: Disturb
not he who is here herald in chains. Yep, another warning
that everyone is just ignoring. The three get back in the car and leave.
We
turn now to a college or university. Professor Raymond Guy is teaching
a class on psychology and finishing up for the semester. He explains
that by next year, he’ll have his PHD, so they won’t have
to listen to him anymore, as he will have moved on to other things.
The bell rings and everyone files out except for Laurie Belman. She
waits for Raymond and as they walk together we learn that the two of
them are a couple and both will be helping CJ Arnold clean and restore
the Vargas place over the summer. She’ll even get some school
credits for it! They make plans for dinner that night at her place.
There is a lot of smooching. I’m assuming these two are already
at the professor/student fuckfest point in their relationship.
Returning
to the Vargas place, CJ and Caroline arrive in that same shitty green
station wagon they were in earlier. If that’s their car, then
why was Decker driving it before? They are met by a guy named Dwight,
who wears a tool belt and is no doubt part of their restoration crew.
CJ asks him if he has seen Sam the caretaker, but Dwight says he has
not. While CJ and Dwight discuss getting the electrical systems working
again temporarily with a generator, Caroline heads inside with a box
of supplies. She places them down near a fireplace and when she turns
to look back at the door, she again sees a hazy white figure in the
doorway. There’s a creak behind her and when she turns, a carving
of a satyr head that is part of the decorative design of the fireplace
mantle, turns to look at her. She looks back at the door, but the white
figure is gone, replaced by CJ. He asks her what is wrong and she tries
to explain what she saw. He convinces her it was just a trick of the
light and shadows.
An
ugly yellow Chevy pickup truck pulls up outside, bringing with it more
tools and supplies as well as Mary Harper, Felicia Allen and Pete Brooks
along with a German Shephard dog named Kaiser that belongs to Mary.
It seems they are all graduates of CJ’s rehabilitation program…well,
except for the dog, of course. I don’t think there is such a thing
as Milkbone addiction. Raymond and Laurie now show up in his sports
car and introductions are made all around.
Later
inside, everyone is gathered around a fold up table that has been set
up in the cavernous dining hall. CJ is going over what all they need
to do. Step one is of course, cleaning the place. He hands out assignments.
As they discuss things such as the electricity not being turned back
on for a week or so, we see Kaiser the dog beginning to act uneasy.
Hell, maybe it is Milkbone withdrawal. He gets up where he
was lying and slips out of the room without anyone noticing. After walking
around a bit, he makes his way down into the basement. He eventually
comes to a halt in one place and begins pawing at the dirt floor. Pawing
soon becomes all out digging. Along about now, everyone notices that
the dog is missing just in time to hear him howl in the distance. They
rush around trying to locate him and eventually make their way down
into the basement. They poke around some and as Mary looks around, she
spots Kaiser on top of the furnace. He looks at her, growls and then
jumps. He scratches her shoulder and then runs away.
Caroline
helps Mary bandage her shoulder scratch in the dining hall. CJ and Pete
return to say that they’ve looked everywhere but can’t seem
to find the dog. He doesn’t think Kaiser could have gotten out
of the house. Mary is worried at Kaiser’s behavior. She’s
had him since he was a puppy and he’s never acted vicious in his
entire life. To help clear her head, Mary decides to go upstairs and
start on the cleaning. Pete accompanies her. Now alone, Caroline tells
CJ that the house frightens her. She explains that she feels there is
an evil in the house and that Kaiser could sense it. He tries to comfort
her and chalk it all up to coincidence and her imagination.
CJ
leaves to crack the proverbial whip on his team. We hear thunder and
lightning outside and Caroline walks to a window to look outside. When
she turns back, she again sees that hazy white figure in the doorway.
It fades away as she looks at it. She walks to the doorway and out into
the hall. She gazes around some then approaches some stairs leading
down. She looks down and sees the figure descending the stairs. It seems
to beckon for her to follow. When she reaches the bottom she again spots
the figure in the entrance hall, over in the corner near the front door.
Several of the others are there as well, cleaning the place, but none
of them give any indication that they see the figure. Caroline then
walks to that corner. The figure has a disappeared, but she opens a
set of doors nearby that lead into an old, extremely dusty study of
some kind. There is a desk covered in cobwebs and on top is an old book
with about a hundred years’ worth of dust on its cover. She brushes
it away and we see that the cover reads: Diary of Emilio Vargas.
She
picks the book up and turns to leave. The cover on the desk suddenly
slams down, startling her. Then the fireplace flares to life. As she
looks into the flames, she sees a vision of a blacksmith hammering a
red-hot metal crucifix. CJ enters, sees the fire and thinks she started
it. He then notes the diary that she dropped on the floor. He picks
it up, opens it and finds that every page is blank. As he flips through
it, he does come upon some writing towards the back of the book. Both
he and Caroline read aloud what it says:
Whatever
strong and noble soul would set the holy seal upon the gate…to
guard the place in life and death til time is no more, then no man will
set loose the beast within.
Thunder
roars as they finish. The book has no more writing in it. Caroline then
says that she saw the man who built the house and it was he who made
the fire in the fireplace. CJ again tries to rationalize what she says,
but she is firm in her feeling that there is something in the house
and that they are being warned to get out. CJ says he can take a hint
and then leaves the room. She places the diary back on the desk. I have
to wonder why the diary was even there in the first place. The thick
layer of dust on everything in that room would mean it has sat on that
desk for decades, but wasn't the house used as a girl's school according
to Decker? Why would they leave that room untouched and unused? When
the school shut down, did someone leave the diary there as a warning
for some future interloper?
Elsewhere
Felicia and Laurie are cleaning an enclosed porch area when they notice
that outside the windows are metal bars that would prevent anyone from
entering or exiting. Laurie asks Felicia how she came to be part of
the group so the other woman shows her the old needle marks on her arm
and says that CJ saved her life. They open the door to head back inside
and discover Pete, hanging from his neck by a rope. He sways there,
eyes all bugged out. The women scream, but Pete comes to life and calls
it a joke. Felicia chews his ass out, while Laurie seems genuinely shaken
by the experience. She is still crying. Wow, what fortitude. Yes, finding
a body like that would be frightening, but I think most women wouldn’t
be so fragile in their reaction to it. I bet she cries over spilled
milk, too. Horror films have come some way in the years since this one.
Yes, we still get the stereotypical frightened-screaming-panicky females,
but they are becoming more and more rare. Fear is a natural reaction
to things, but horror cinema has a history of having the female characters
overdo it in such situations. These days, a more restrained and natural
display of fear is more common, thank goodness. Anyway, they leave Pete
hanging there. He pleads with them to come back and help him down, which
begs the question, how did he even get up there by himself?
CJ
is prepping a lantern and preparing to venture back down into the basement
to see about getting the furnace working. While he heads down the stairs,
Felicia accompanies Mary in another search throughout the place for
Kaiser. Caroline asks Raymond about the necessary conditions in a house
like this one to cause the appearance of “figures.” Notice
how she didn’t say ghosts or spirits. Meanwhile, Mary and Felicia
have made their way into the kitchen. On one wall is a large dumbwaiter.
On the dumbwaiter is a large crate, positioned halfway between floors.
Mary pulls the ropes to raise it and then Felicia pops open the crate.
Inside is the burned corpse of Sam the caretaker, which promptly falls
out onto the floor. When they see the immolated body, they both scream,
like banshees, no less.
 In
the basement CJ is examining the furnace. Thinking he hears something,
he turns and looks around him. He walks around some, thinking it could
be Kaiser, and calls out to the dog. It’s then that he notices
the spot in the dirt where Kaiser was digging. Something has been exposed.
He puts his lantern down and begins clearing the soil away to reveal
a metal crucifix stuck between a latch and two large handles. He removes
the cross and then pulls at the latch, opening it. He then tugs at the
handles, but they don’t budge. He grabs a nearby piece of lumber
and tries using it to pry the handles open, but is stopped when a voice
calls out for him to come to the kitchen quick. He grabs his lantern
and leaves.
As
soon as he is gone, the big metal doorway in the earth opens by itself,
releasing smoke and steam. The entire house shakes violently, throwing
everyone to the floor wherever they are located. The earthquake effect
is simply accomplished by the tried and true method of shaking the camera
and then having the actors throw themselves around like they're falling
down drunk. Felicia falls down the stairs and is knocked out. I thought
she was in the kitchen? Is the kitchen on the second floor for some
odd reason? Dwight finds her after a frantic run through the hallways.
As he approaches her to see if she is okay, loose electrical cables
drop from the ceiling and encircle him like tentacles. He screams and
thrashes around quite a bit while being electrocuted. Finally, he drops
to the floor with a couple of last spasms. He’s dead.
Suddenly,
throughout the entire house, every door, window and shutter now slams
shut on their own. Everyone who isn’t passed out or dead now convene
in the entrance hall where they try their best to open the front door
and windows, but some unknown force is keeping them all tightly shut.
Pete – who has somehow gotten down from his hanging gag –
screams, “I want out!” and then goes to grab the shutters
over one window. An invisible force that sounds like a tornado, lifts
him up and tosses him across the room. The others pick him up and see
that he’s okay for now. CJ then says “Dining room!”
and everyone runs like mad for that location as if this was another
film based on the board game Clue. As they haul ass, Caroline
sees Felicia passed out on the stairs and checks on her along with Mary.
They rouse Felicia and the three stare at Dwight’s body. Caroline
mutters, “It’s this house!”
Meanwhile,
CJ, Raymond and Pete are trying to open the windows in the dining room,
with no luck. Try as they might, they cannot break the windows. They
then grab their fold up table and position it like a battering ram.
As they run at the window another blast of wind pushes the table from
their grasp. Laurie begins to panic, saying that they will never be
getting out, etc. She becomes more and more hysterical to the point
where Raymond has to bitch slap her in order for her to shut up. He
comforts her as she begins to cry again.
Next
we see Caroline and Felicia as the latter is reclining on one of the
cots they brought with them. She asks Caroline what is happening in
this house. Caroline says that she doesn’t know then tells Felicia
to get some rest after hitting her head so hard when tumbling down the
stairs. Uh…isn’t that the last thing you want someone
with a possible concussion to do? She leaves Felicia alone in a room
by herself. I’m sorry, if I was in that situation, I’d insist
on taking my snooze in the same room as everyone else. None of this
left-alone-in-another-room bullshit for me. Haven’t any of these
morons ever seen a horror film before? When shit gets real, you always
stick together as much as possible.
The
others have all gathered in the entrance hall, by the fireplace, which
now contains a fire. CJ sums up the facts: 1)
Dwight is dead. 2) So
is that guy found in the kitchen. 3)
They are all locked inside the house. 4)
Not all of them can act very well. Oh, wait, that last one was one of
mine. Sorry. After all the talk about how long it was going to take
to get the electricity turned back on and working, why hasn’t
any of them mentioned how Dwight was killed or notice the bright light
bulb above their heads? I can only assume that the generator mentioned
in passing by Dwight before he died is working for them. CJ now asks
if anyone has a logical explanation for what has happened. Raymond takes
this opportunity to engage in the time honored tradition of pulling
answers out of one’s ass and expounds upon his theory that over
time the house could have soaked up some of the power around it, like
the atmospheric conditions that exist outside at that very moment. Then
that power could suddenly be released. Pete thinks the weird shit has
something to do with the storm. Laurie jumps on to that idea as well
and even Mary asks if the static electricity in the air could have been
responsible for making her dog go nuts. Caroline says that it not the
storm, but something else. Pete asks how she knows this and she replies
that she doesn’t know for sure, but thinks the key to it all is
the diary of Emilio Vargas. She and CJ explain to the others about the
diary, all the blank pages and the one bit of writing in it. She still
thinks it was a warning of some kind. She then relates how she has been
seeing a vague figure around the house. She believes there was a great
conflict in the house between good and evil. Having had enough of the
crazy talk, CJ and Pete leave to go search for a way out.
Upstairs,
in that room all by herself, Felicia is asleep, but is thrashing around
on her cot, sweating up a storm. So she’s either dreaming about
sex or some kind of monster chasing her. Of course it could be worse.
She might be dreaming that a monster is chasing her because it desires
sex with her. I had that dream once. It was all I could do to get away
from Rosie…er…the monster, and I woke up bathed in a cold
sweat. I don’t ever wish to repeat the experience. So Felicia
wakes from her snooze and as she sits on the cot, the door leading to
the hallway opens. She gets up, walks towards it, but it slams shut
before she can leave. An invisible force begins throwing her around
the room and we can easily see the wires attached to the actress that
pull her in one direction and then another. Not done pushing her around,
the force begins tearing at her clothes, ripping her shirt and pants
off in tatters. A she struggles; there is a strong wind that blows through
the room as well as an evil male laugh. Of course I experienced those
last two things all the time as a kid when my dad would let loose with
one of his toxic farts. She makes it over to another cot, where she
collapses on her back, but then begins bouncing up and down like someone
was jumping on the thin mattress.
Her
screams alert the others, who have not heard her until this very moment.
Did they think she was just screaming for the hell of it? Maybe they
thought she saw a spider or a bug? Whatever the case, they now all come
hauling ass to her room. Funny enough, we see CJ and Pete ascending
some stairs, but as they approach the door, they are descending
the stairs. They all run in to find Felicia thrashing around on the
cot in her underwear. CJ quickly covers her with a blanket. She’s
hysterical and they gather her up so she can join them. CJ says to Raymond
that they should all stay together and no one should wander off on their
own. Good idea! A little too late, but good idea!
Night
has now fallen and the thunder, lightning and rain continue outside.
CJ is running around, trying to track down the source of a banging sound.
He finds it at the top of one narrow staircase: the door leading to
the viewing platform atop the house’s tower is opening and closing
due to the high winds. He yells for Pete to grab some cables. Maybe
he plans on using them as rope and climbing down the side of the tower?
Pete brings all the cable he can find on short notice. CJ ties one end
around a support column and prepares to climb down. Pete then convinces
CJ to let him go first, seeing as how he’s younger and lighter.
Wow, what an indirect way of calling someone old and fat. So they throw
the other end of the cable over the side and grasping it, Pete climbs
over the railing and begins climbing down. Part way down, the wind picks
up and Pete is tossed around on the cable. There’s a sound like
someone croaking and I don’t know if that is supposed to be this
new wind or an additional sound aside from the wind. Pete tries to climb
back up and CJ begins pulling in the cable. Suddenly, electricity runs
through the cable, forcing CJ to drop it. Pete however cannot let go
and it lights him up like a Guy Fawkes effigy. Pete goes from being
totally soaked from the rain to being completely engulfed in flames
in about 1.5 seconds. He drops to the ground below, dead. Still on fire,
but dead. CJ stares in horror at his body. The strong wind forces him
back inside.
Later,
in front of the fire in the entrance hall, CJ relates to the others
what happened to Pete. He blames himself for it. Felicia says the house
is trying to kill them, but Caroline says it’s not the house,
but something in it. Laurie thinks it was just the lightning hitting
the cable that killed Pete and CJ agrees. Raymond thinks there is some
other force at work and wants CJ to admit it. He then launches into
a speech about how CJ was always one for exploration and seeking new
answers to things and thinks he should apply what he once taught to
the present situation. About now Raymond notices that the lights are
on and notes that the generator is still working. This gives him an
idea.
Now
we see CJ and Raymond using a rotary saw to try and cut through the
front door. After their attempt, the door shows little damage but the
teeth on the sawblade are worn flat. CJ wonders if Dwight had any heavier
blades and Mary runs off to look for the dead guy’s tool case.
As she runs in one direction, Caroline gets up and walks down a different
hall. What happened to not letting people go off alone? That went right
out the proverbial window. CJ notices Caroline leaving and follows her
to the enclosed deck area, which is where they have placed the dead
bodies for now. She is piecing things together and mentions the story
that the realtor Decker told them about the warm springs and how the
house was built over them. She thinks that Vargas built his house here
intentionally. She notes that ever since the house closed itself up,
there has been the faint smell of sulfur in the air. CJ then gets an
idea, having noticed that the house has numerous lightning rods atop
it. He wants to get the surviving cable, affix them to the house's electrical
collector and then connect them to the metal bars that are placed outside
some of the glassless windows. He hopes to
generate enough heat to bend them.
Back
at the front door, Raymond is beginning to look a little unsettled.
He takes the rotary saw with his right hand and with his left hand pressed
against the door, runs the blade straight through the middle of it.
Mary returns at this point and screams at the sight. He just turns and
then collapses on the floor. It looks like he didn’t finish the
job as his hand is still in one piece, but I’m sure there’s
not too much holding it together. CJ and Caroline return and try to
use a belt as a tourniquet. Mary runs upstairs to retrieve some bandages.
Again, they let her go by herself.
Mary
runs up some stairs, down a hall, up more stairs and down another hall
before coming to a closet. How far away are these bandages? Sheesh.
She opens the door and…it’s Kaiser, her dog inside. Alas,
Kaiser is no longer a good doggy but a bad, mean doggy. She turns to
run and he chases after her. I don’t know if it was meant to sound
like a dog growling, but the sound of a TIE Fighter from Star Wars is
heard as she runs down the hall, Kaiser hot on her heels. When she gets
to the end of the hall, Kaiser leaps over the camera at her. The force
takes them both over the railing and they fall to the ground floor with
a thud. You actually see the dummies made to look like a woman and a
dog go THUD on the ground. Caroline runs over to look. Both Mary and
her dog are dead, the former sporting a nasty wound where her once beloved
and gentle pet ripped out her throat. As Caroline looks up the spiraling
staircase, we hear distant laughter. Then she passes out.
When
she wakes up, she finds herself stretched out on an antique divan with
CJ looking over her. They’re by the fire in the entrance hall
and at first she is comforted by his presence, but soon grows angry
with him when he won’t acknowledge what is going on. She claims
there was something evil inside the dog that made him kill Mary, but
he doesn’t believe that. He tells her to get some rest and that
he is going to join the others in the Solarium, which is that enclosed
deck area with the dead people. He, Raymond and Felicia are going to
give his earlier idea a shot. When he gets there, CJ notes that Mary’s
body is not there. Raymond says that he put it by the stairs near the
entrance hall. CJ says that the dog’s body was there, but Mary’s
body was gone. Whoops. Well, you know how easy it is to misplace a corpse.
It happens all the time!
We
return to Caroline, who is resting before the fire. She looks up and
sees that hazy white figure again, only this time it’s not as
hazy and you can see details, like hair, a face and even old fashioned
clothing. The figure, who is a male, reaches out an arm to her and gestures
to the floor. She looks down and finds the large metal cross that CJ
discovered earlier in the basement and which he’s obviously forgotten
about. She picks up it, examines it and when she glances back, the figure
has vanished again. She looks around and sees it beckoning to her from
a few feet away. She walks over as it disappears again. Now she enters
the banquet-sized dining room and sees CJ, Raymond, Felicia and Laurie
gathered around their fold up table, Mary’s body resting on top.
Raymond is bent over, kissing the dead woman passionately and when CJ
turns to look at Caroline, he’s been fuglied up with some seriously
bushy eyebrows. Caroline brandishes the cross and as the others recoil
from it, CJ is blown across the floor, out of the room and all the way
to the study, where he stops before a large mirror. He gazes into it,
sees his fuglied up face and screams. Caroline runs up to him and holds
him as he stands and yells, “God help me!” The mirror cracks.
Sometime
later, CJ sits before the fire, examining the cross alone with Caroline.
He says he found it in the basement but doesn’t remember bringing
it up. Caroline shows him where she found it. She wonders why she is
the only who sees the spirit in the house, who she believes is that
of Emilio Vargas. CJ expounds on his lifelong disdain for matters of
faith when concerning such things as good, evil and human souls. Now,
he’s not so sure. She feels Vargas is trying to help them. She
believes there has to be a key “to this prison.” CJ remembers
the diary, so they rush to the old study and look it over again. They
find the one page with writing and CJ reads from it. It mentions an
angel descending from heaven, a deep pit, a chain and the dragon (which
is what Satan is sometimes referred as in the bible). It goes to explain
that Satan will be chained in a pit for a thousand years and then released.
As they ponder this, the diary is torn from their hands to land on the
floor, accompanied by a sound like an asthmatic trying to hit a high
note after smoking five Cuban cigars. The book bursts into flames. CJ
tries to stomp out the flames, but the asthmatic gets louder and louder.
Elsewhere,
Raymond is in an attic-like area and has hooked one end of their cable
to the lightning rod accessible through the rafters. He hollers for
Laurie to hook up the other end down stairs. She heads down some stairs,
unwinding the cable as she goes. Isn’t anyone going to discuss
what happened earlier with Mary’s dead body? Why were they all
gathered around it like that? Why was Raymond smooching it like a lover?
Why was CJ’s eyebrows looking like something from a Neanderthal’s
wet dream? Were they all possessed? In a trance? On drugs? WHAT? If
the answer was drugs, I wanna know, cuz I sure could use something about
now to get me through this movie. On second thought, I’ll pass.
I don’t need the nightmares that would result.
Anyway,
one of the freakiest parts of the movie – in my humble opinion,
at least – is about to occur. It also shows that whoever designed
this place must have later worked for Sarah Winchester, as we see Laurie
descend some stairs, reach the landing, turn and then come down a few
more steps, uncurling the cable as mentioned. The stairs turn again
and descend further, but a few steps away is another staircase that
leads up into darkness. How many different staircases does this place
need? There’s this new one, the one she was just descending and
the spiral staircase that empties out near the entrance hall. Who designed
this place, M.C. Escher? Anyway, Laurie drops the cable and walks over
to this other staircase leading up. Another length of cable has been
placed on the bannister. She picks it and promptly drops it. As she
bends over to pick it up, a dark shadowy arm reaches in from out of
frame to grab her. She looks up and screams at whatever it is she sees.
We do hear that same asthmatic howling again.
About
now Raymond arrives, just in time to see a side view of Laurie’s
legs as they vanish up the stairs into the dark, as if something was
pulling her. She screams again and he runs after her. He reaches the
stairs and rushes up into the dark. We cannot see what transpires, but
the asthmatic is really putting on a show, howling up a storm. Finally
with a scream of his own that sounds like someone just rammed an ice
cube up his butt, Raymond comes bouncing down the stairs alone. He looks
back up, and we can barely see movement in the dark. Not worried about
Laurie anymore and probably figuring he can always find another student
to bang, he picks himself up and leaves.
Just
a personal note: we never see what grabbed Laurie aside from a dark
arm. We only see her reaction to it, which was a face made of pure terror.
We don’t know what Raymond encountered in the dark, only knowing
that it pushed him back down the stairs. THAT is what I find to be scary,
the not seeing what they saw. That enables my mind to conjure up something
more horrifying than what the producers could have put on screen and
makes it so much more frightening. It’s that fear of the unknown.
After all, the only thing more frightening than a closed door is imagining
what is on the other side.
Back
in the solarium with the dead people, Felicia is hooking up more cables
to the metal bars. Raymond joins her and says nothing about Laurie.
They finish hooking up the cables and go to leave when one of the cables
comes loose and falls to the floor. She tells him to go on ahead and
she will just take a second to fix it, which she does. He runs to a
switch box and flips a switch. Electric current flows through the cables
and into the metal bars. As Felicia steps closer to look, Mary’s
body suddenly sits up. This startles Felicia and she backs away into
the window, touching the metal bars. ZAAP. She is electrocuted. Mary’s
body falls on its side. Raymond arrives to see Felicia’s lifeless
body spasm due to the electric current now running through her. He turns
and bails.
Running
into the entrance hall, Raymond sees the shutters over one window open.
We hear the asthmatic again, but Raymond wastes no time in running and
throwing himself through the window and out into the rain. Now suffering
numerous cuts, he picks himself up and yells, “I’m free!”
He laughs and yells it over and over in manic glee. He runs away from
the house, but passes over the grassy section that is in the middle
of the circular driveway. The same spot that holds that ugly statue
and plaque. As he steps on the grass, he starts to sink as if it were
quicksand. The asthmatic is back, croaking and wheezing as Raymond sinks
into the earth. There is also an evil laughter that fills the air as
the ground swallows him. Once he’s gone, the window he crashed
through magically repairs itself and the shutters close once again.
Morning
is coming and we see that the fire has died down in the fireplace and
we see CJ holding the metal cross, Caroline seated near. Though no word
is said, I’m assuming they know of the fates that befell Laurie,
Felicia and Raymond. Behind her appears the ghost of Emilio Vargas who
walks up to her and settles down inside her body, possessing it. Vargas,
through Caroline, now tells CJ that he killed Sam the caretaker to force
them all away, but they did not heed the warnings. He says that he sealed
the pit, but CJ released the evil. He tells CJ that the key is in his
hands. Vargas tells him to seal the pit, return the beast and do not
disturb this place again. With that, Vargas is gone. CJ tells Caroline
they have to go down into the basement.
Note
- It is at this point that the movie enters its final segment, so if
any of you really feel the need to watch this film and not know the
ending ahead of time, skip the rest of this section.
The
pair grab a lantern and along with the cross, head toward the basement.
The asthmatic returns, croaking, wheezing and blowing wind at them.
They press onward despite being pushed back by the gale. They descend
into the basement and locate the hatch in the soil that is now wide
open. From deep within there is a light and smoke curls up from the
pit. CJ tries to close the hatch, but the wind and the asthmatic continue
to blow harder than a two-dollar whore. The earth starts to shake and
Caroline, losing her balance, falls into the pit. CJ calls after her
and then after a brief hesitation, jumps in as well.
CJ
and Caroline find themselves in maze of smoke (or is that mist?) filled
passages with stone walls. They search for the cross, but cannot locate
it. As they fan out to look for it, CJ walks down one passage, turns
a corner and sees light from further down this new passage. He continues
on, reaching the end of that corridor and entering another. At the far
end is a doorway, with bright light on the other side. He approaches
and when he walks through, we hear evil laughter. He finds himself in
a white void, filled with smoke (or mist) that conceals the floor as
well as the walls. The place could be fifty feet across or fifty miles.
Not far away there is a stone throne that is situated on a small dais
and seated in this chair is a fat, bearded guy in a white suit. He has
a balding head, but wild hair in back and on the sides that flare outwards.
I shit you not. The movie just went from paranormal horror and took
a left turn straight into full on camp.
CJ
approaches this figure, who calls him an endless source of amusement.
He tells CJ that everything that happened was his fault. He denied the
warnings, he opened the door and could not accept what it all meant.
When CJ asks what he wants, the fat guy says that he fills his accounts
and wants to know the location of “that piece of holy excrement.”
That’s a pretty harsh way to talk about a man’s wife! Oh,
I guess he meant that metal cross. The fat guy, who is of course Satan
the devil himself, if you have not guessed that by now, wants the cross
destroyed and wants CJ to do it. CJ gives him a “fuck you”
look and then the devil unleashes some sort of psychic attack that has
CJ grabbing at his head and covering his ears. My guess? He implanted
Justin Bieber songs in his head that won’t stop playing. The devil’s
appearance also changes. His eyebrows have grown thicker and his wild
hair is no longer puffed out, but is closer to his head.
As
CJ moans in pain, the devil says that he feeds on terror. CJ falls to
his knees and the devil prattles on about how this is costing him nothing
and how he can easily keep CJ here forever in more pain imaginable.
I don’t know, I can imagine quite a lot, having survived countless
Hallmark Christmas movies forced upon me by The Other Half.
CJ tries to walk away, which of course the devil finds insulting. “You
defy me? You insignificant speck of vomit?” I think the devil
really needs to up his game. These insults suck. The devil increases
his psychic attack and CJ is pulled back towards the devil’s chair.
The devil transforms now, his face getting hairier, uglier and now with
horns protruding from his forehead. He gleefully watches as CJ begs
to die. “There is no respite for you here,” the devil tells
him. Ah, so it’s the DMV!
This
is when Caroline comes racing up out of the smoke (or mist) with the
cross. She must have found it. She plunges it into the devil’s
chest. He lets out a scream and smoke/mist/vapor starts pouring out
of the wound. His torture of CJ stops. He and Caroline bolt for the
door. The Devil pulls the cross from his chest, hurtling it across the
chamber, before falling back on his chair. The cross lands near the
exit and
CJ scoops it up as he and Caroline flee. They race back through the
stone passages as the place starts to shake. They reach the opening
and he pushes her up, then tosses the cross up to her. She conveniently
finds some rope, anchors it over a large pipe and then drops it down,
allowing him to climb out of the pit. This time, he is able to move
the hatch – probably because the devil was weakened – and
once shut, they close the latch and jam the cross through it again to
keep it sealed.
All
throughout the house, the shutters, windows and doors now open back
up, letting in the morning light. CJ and Caroline waste no time in racing
outside. They embrace and look back at the house. In an upper window
they see the ghost of Emilio Vargas, who waves a farewell to them. With
that they hop in their shitty green station wagon and drive away. The
front doors to the house close once again. They’re gonna have
to come up with one whopper of a story to tell the authorities in order
to explain all those dead bodies. Roll credits.
The
End.
Review
Haunted
houses have been around since the dawn of time. There has always been
locations, be they naturally occurring like caves or deep forests or
constructed in some fashion from simple homes to grand mansions to giant
castles, that people claim to be haunted by either the ghosts of departed
humans or other worldly spirits of some sort. Modern science has debunked
a great many things that in times past were considered evidence of the
supernatural, but there are still things today that will often defy
explanation. Are spirits and ghosts real or has science just not advanced
far enough to further explain these phenomenon? It all comes to down
to each individual’s belief, faith and knowledge.
In
many films featuring haunted houses, the characters will enter the abode
with the full understanding that the place has been reported as haunted,
whether they believe it or not. Often the visit is under the guise of
trying prove or disprove the haunting itself. In The Evil,
we have a group who for the most part, are completely clueless as to
the history of the Vargas house. They waltz right on in and are quite
surprised when the place closes up tight and traps them. While the film
does convey it some, I feel like more should have been made of the rising
terror as the group tries to rationalize what is transpiring and grows
ever more desperate in their escape attempts. With a large cast to kill
off, this could have been drawn out just a bit more, with the tension
growing worse after each death. Instead, aside from a couple instances,
most of the deaths all occur very close to one another towards the end,
as if the filmmakers realized the movie was careening toward a conclusion
and they needed to jettison several characters as soon as possible.
This isn’t to say that the film drags on too long or bogs down
in the middle, because it actually keeps a pretty decent pace, portioning
out scares, exposition and narrative advancement in equal measure. It’s
just my personal taste would have liked to see the demises spread out
a bit more.
The
characters themselves, due to the large number of them, don’t
really get too much time form development. We know that CJ is the usual
ardent scientist, refusing to give in to what he deems to be superstition
and overactive imaginations. On the flip side is his wife Caroline,
who as the one seeing the ghost of Emilio Vargas and being subject to
his clues, realizes that they are being warned away. Later once trapped,
she insists that there is something in the house that has them trapped
rather than some natural occurrence. Raymond Guy comes off as something
of a playboy, with his sports car and groovy clothes. Pete is the requisite
practical joker and Felicia is the former drug addict that CJ helped
through rehab. The rest are basically filler and exist just to pad out
the body count. They all turn in credible performances with the material
they have, though if there is any scenery chewing, it is reserved for
Victor Buono and his brief role as the devil at the film’s climax.
A mainstay of TV throughout the 60’s and 70’s, he might
be best known to genre fans as the reoccurring villain King Tut on the
old Batman series. Here, he hams it up something fierce, portraying
the devil with a sense of playful glee, with an undercurrent of pure
malevolence.
The
visual FX for the film are frugally done, echoing techniques that have
been around for decades. There really isn’t anything new to see
here. In one scene the wires used to push/pull an actress around as
if being assaulted by an invisible force, are clearly seen. More convincing
is the fake hand in the brief shot where Raymond nearly cuts his hand
in two with a rotary saw. Less effective are the effects showing electricity
arcing through an object, which just looks like it was draw in to the
existing frames. There really isn’t anything here that could not
have been achieved for a TV movie of the week. Sound is used quite heavily
to help convey a sense of fear, with the predictable evil laughter,
heard several times. More unique is the wheezing sound used for the
invisible demon that terrorizes the group. I’m not sure of the
sound was meant to resemble wind or if the resemblance to a human voice
was intentional. I do know that it sounds silly on occasion. As for
the film’s music, I found that it fit the movie very well. It
was certainly a product of its time, reflecting the style that was common
for horror films of the 70’s.
So
overall, I think The Evil is a decent film. I find it hard
now to believe that it was rated R upon release, as there is really
nothing in it to warrant such a rating by today’s standards. There
is minimal blood and guts, and not that much swearing, so I can only
surmise that the “intense” nature of the film garnered that
rating. For some people the movie might seem to drag in spots, but the
film just needs to make sure it sets everything up properly before moving
on. Horror fans will probably enjoy it, but again, by today’s
standards the movie is not at all scary, though a creepy moment or two
might squeeze in before it’s over. The strange turn at the end
with the devil may throw many viewers off for its sheer camp quotient,
while others will just nod along appreciatively. Either way there are
certainly better, as well as far worse, entries in the haunted house
genre.
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