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| There are a lot of
things people fear, especially when it comes to the many ways one can
die. Some people are afraid of being devoured by some beast, whether it
be a shark, tiger or Tyrannosaurus Rex. Others fear drowning or being
burned alive. There are those who quake in terror of falling from some
great height or those who spaz out at the mere thought of sharp objects
getting near their tender hide. Then there are the fears that are the
product of current society and/or technology, such as the fear of dying
in a plane crash. For some of us, death via Yanni music is a very real
and frightening possibility. Regardless, the list of ways to check out
of this existence is seemingly endless. However, way back in the nineteenth
century there was a particular fear that took root in the mind of the
general population: being buried alive.
This fear was born from the reputations of physicians who lacked modern medical knowledge and ended up pronouncing people dead prematurely. This anxiety became so wide spread that the Society for the Prevention of People Being Buried Alive was formed and aided in preventing such fates from befalling people. One method was to let a body lie in its coffin for days or weeks before burying it (imagine the smell when they started getting ripe). A more simple practice was to include tools in a dead one’s casket, in case they required them to effect an escape later. One man, George Bateson, became quite wealthy from selling his device, known as the Bateson Revival Device. Consisting of an iron bell placed above ground, connected by a cord placed in the deceased’s hand, it enjoyed brisk sales despite there being no record of it ever having saved someone’s life. Naturally, such a morbid concept as being interred alive was not ignored by the writers of the day. As this was decades before the film industry arose, people made do with the written word to get their regular dose of horror fiction. Perhaps the most famous of such stories is Edgar Allan Poe’s The Premature Burial which remains today a classic example of short horror fiction (personally I prefer The Masque of the Red Death but that is just me). Fast forward about one hundred and ten years, and we arrive at the point when Science Fiction and Horror films are shifting away from invading spacemen and giant monsters. Pioneering this trend was American International Pictures, the small outfit led by James H. Nicholson and Samuel Z. Arkoff, which saw great success with their cheap, youth oriented films. Looking for a new type of film to exploit, they took a risk and spent the money usually allocated for two cheap black & white films in order to make a single color picture with more lavish sets and costumes. They hired Roger Corman to direct along with Richard Matheson to pen the scripts and produced a string of profitable films based on the stories of Edgar Allan Poe. As 3Beerman puts it over at 3B Theater, "Based on is a relative term. The films and books were based on each other in that they were both in English." The success of these Poe inspired films caused Pathe Laboratories, a film developing and print making lab, to get in on the movie making business. They hired Corman to direct The Premature Burial, but since Vincent Price was under contract to AIP, they opted to go with Oscar winner Ray Milland instead. Once Sam Arkoff at AIP heard about this, he threatened to pull away all of the business AIP was sending in Pathe’s direction. Pathe sold the project to AIP, which completed the production. |
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| We start off in a mist
shrouded graveyard at night. Gathered around a grave are a group of men
who watch while two more guys go about the business of digging up a
grave. We see that Guy Carrell, Miles Archer and Dr. Gideon Gault are
part of the gathered men. Soon enough the two gravediggers, one of who
is whistling an annoying tune, reach the coffin buried within this
particular grave. They pry loose the lid and hand it off to Guy and
Miles, who both notice that the interior side is covered with scratch
marks and dried blood. The gravediggers then begin to freak out,
barreling their way out of the grave with all the expediency of a sailor
running for the local red light district after a year at sea. Looking
into the open coffin, the assembled men see that the body – that of an
older man, is sporting a horrified expression…the kind usually reserved
for men who have just been told that their mother-in-law is coming for a
six month stay. The camera zooms in on the corpse and we realize that
this poor old bastard had been buried alive, and had clawed desperately
at the coffin before giving up the ghost (still beats six months with
the mother-in-law IMO).
We now get our title screen, with the frozen visage of the dead guy as a background. The music swells and as the opening credits unfold, we see a carriage making its way through a spooky landscape that seems to have two distinct features: sporadic trees and lots of fog. The conveyance pulls to a stop before a really creepy house that is surrounded by…you guessed it – mist and fog. Inside the carriage is Emily Gault, who now exits and walks to the front door while the carriage and driver vanish into the night.
A manservant answers the door and bids her welcome by name, so I guess she has been in these parts before. She is about to say whom it is she has come to see, but before she can get it out, Kate Carrell appears and very pointedly asks Emily what she wants. Emily says she wants to see Kate’s brother Guy, but Kate says that he does not wish to see her. Emily wants to hear that from Guy himself and mentions something about "deserving an explanation." Kate grudgingly acquiesces and allows Emily inside, telling her to wait while she fetches her brother. While she waits, Emily decides to be a rude pest and begins monkeying around with a music box. Kate suddenly returns and tells her that Guy does not wish to see her. She was only out of the room for less than ten seconds! How could she have gone to wherever Guy was, told him that Emily was here to see him, receive his negative response and then return within that time span? She could not! Thus, she is lying! Emily realizes this and again stresses that she will only accept such an answer from Guy himself. She breezes past Kate, intent on finding Guy. Guy happens to be painting. I have ZERO eye for art…it all looks like crap to me, and this painting is no different. Emily knocks on the door, calls his name and then enters. Guy tells her that she should not have come. She responds by saying that she deserves more than just a letter. Then she asks Guy if he loves her. He admits that he does and that that is the reason why he sent her the letter – he loves her enough to set her free. He suggests she leave and forget that she ever met him. I’m starting to get the impression that these two were an item and that he called it off via a letter. Do you get that impression? I thought so. Anyway, she says that she knows "what happened" and that her father told her. He talks about his decision and says something about not running away from what was inside "that coffin" but rather, what he knew to be inside himself. I’m guessing that he is referring to that opening scene in the graveyard. She tells him that she does not understand. He will explain it to her, hoping that once she understands, she will know why there can never be a marriage between the two of them. Am I the only one who is lost? Just what the f*ck are they talking about? Ok…they were engaged, or at the very least courting, I get that. But something about seeing a dead guy changed his mind about marriage? Was the dead guy holding a sign that said, "don’t do it?" Did the stiff sit up and proclaim his ardent support of the bachelor life? Did his headstone say "killed by marriage?" What?! So Guy now leads Emily out of the room and through the house, Kate watching them. He takes her below the house to the cellars, where they store both wine and…dead people. Along the way they are menaced by a couple of rubber bats on strings (106 KB). It seems this is where the family crypt is located. He gives her a tour of the place, telling her that this is where his ancestors are entombed. He talks about how death has affected his family…his father suffering the worst death of all. He is about to tell Emily just what happened when Kate appears and interrupts him. She is there to remind Guy that it is time for him to take his medicine. Emily wants to know what medicine he is taking and he explains that without it, he cannot sleep. Guy now begins blathering on about how he should not have gone with Emily’s father and the other doctors on that night and how he is interested only in private research. So he is some kind of doctor, eh? He goes on about the dead guy they all saw that night. He mentions the corpse’s eyes, hands and fingernails – all of which gave evidence supporting the fact that the poor bugger had been buried alive. Guy now reveals that for years now, he has been afraid of such a fate befalling him as well. He goes on and describes in vivid detail what it must be like to find oneself in such a predicament. The way he goes on and on about coffins, burials and death, you’d think this guy was the poster boy for Goths everywhere! He tells Emily that everyone in his family has met with a violent death and that he now awaits his turn. She asks him how his father died, and he tells her it was due to catalepsy. She is unfamiliar with such a condition, so he describes it for her: how the victim gives every outward sign of being dead, but in fact is not (Republicans!). He goes on to say that he was thirteen when his father died of a supposed heart attack. After the elder Carrell was entombed, the young Guy heard his father crying out from within his coffin, begging for release. Guy pleaded with everyone to let him out, but no one believed him. Kate now speaks up, saying how the story is not true – their father did die from a heart attack and was not buried alive. Guy disagrees and insists that he heard their father on that night. Kate believes that he only heard their father’s voice in his mind. He insists that he knows the truth of the matter. He tells Emily that in addition to his father’s money, he has inherited his catalepsy condition…and this is why he called the marriage off. Ya know, I have heard some weak excuses in my time, but that one really takes the cake. Emily is persistent. She tells him that she loves him and that she wants to be his wife. Kate states that her brother is ill, hoping to scare her away, but Emily just promises to nurse him back to health. She looks at Guy and tells him that if he truly loves her, he won’t shut her out of his life. Guy seems to think it over and then approaches Kate. He thanks her for looking after him, but reminds her that he must make some decisions alone. She asks if he has made his choice and he responds by holding out his hand to Emily, who takes it. I guess there is gonna be a wedding after all! Kate looks extremely unhappy, and says of his decision, "then let it be upon your own head." What a killjoy! I think the old maid is jealous. Now some time has passed. We see lightning streak across a cloudy sky. Indoors, Guy and Emily are gettin’ hitched! I don’t know about you, but getting married on a dark and stormy night is not the most positive way to start things off. What is really funny is that when the priest gets to that part where he asks if anyone objects to the union between these two people and should speak now or "forever hold his peace," thunder and lightning instantly erupt. Not a good sign, people! Despite that ominous note, the remainder of the ceremony goes off without any trouble…though Kate looks mighty upset. A short time later at the reception, Guy’s good friend Miles Archer makes a toast in their honor (it was also at this point that I accidentally and unknowingly hit the Audio Stream button on my DVD player while toggling back and forth between the film and the word processor –and wondered why everyone was suddenly speaking French!). Guy convinces Emily to play something on the piano so as to entertain the guests. As she plays, Guy chitchats with her father, a Dr. Gideon Gault while Miles approaches Emily and compliments her on her playing. It's quite obvious that his "admiration" for her is more than just that. On the other side of the room, Guy takes note of the attention Miles is giving Emily and begins to tune out Dr. Gault. He clenches his eyes shut as if he is in sudden pain and then excuses himself, leaving a confused Dr. Gault. Guy walks up to where his new wife is at the piano and asks her what she is playing. She gives him the name of the tune and he asks her to please stop playing it. She asks why and he responds with a much louder and adamant, "please stop playing it!" The whole room stops and takes notice. The guests are concerned for Guy but he just wants everyone to leave him alone. He runs up the stairs and while leaning against the banister, gets a vision of that dead guy they exhumed at the beginning of the flick. Then he runs to his room and collapses on the bed.
He is awoken by Emily who is decked out in her nightie and tells him that all the guests have left. Hey! This is the wedding night! It’s time for the traditional wedding night Boom-Boom! Emily asks her husband what happened to him earlier and he tries to explain that there was something about the music she was playing that reminded him of that annoying tune the gravedigger was whistling during that opening scene. Man, this dude sure is developing some major neuroses over that incident! Emily assures him that it is just the two of them now and firmly plants a long kiss on his lips. The smooch is interrupted by what sounds like a scream coming from outside. Guy jumps up to investigate, more interested in whatever made that sound than about getting laid. Moron. He takes a candle and heads downstairs. He makes his way through the house and outside, where it is raining pretty good. He wanders through the trees and mist, eventually coming face to face with a horrid creature stalking the night! No, it’s not the Wolfman, but his sister Kate! She is standing over the body of a Collie. She says the lightning must have killed the animal. Guy says that he will bury the dog. Kate agrees but for now she ushers Guy back towards the house where it is dry. They’ve barely taken a few steps when a dog’s whimpering can be heard. They stop and turn around to see the dog picking itself up off the ground. Kate remarks that the lightning must have only stunned the animal. Guy is horrified…but not at dogs coming back from the dead. Nope, he is spazzing out because he realizes he almost buried a living dog. Fade out. Fade in. Guy is standing in the graveyard, the place covered with the omnipresent mist and fog. Emily approaches and after she notices that he is holding paper and pen asks him if he is sketching . He says that he is drawing up plans. She tries to get him to spill the beans, but he won’t reveal anything just yet. To change the subject, he tells her that he has the ability to kiss a woman without touching her. She doesn’t believe him, so he bets her a Shilling that he can do it. She agrees and then he plants one on her. Then he takes out the money and hands it to her, confirming that he lost the bet, but the kiss was worth far more to him. Somebody poor water on Mr. Romance here. Emily now brings up the topic of their honeymoon. She was expecting a trip to Venice and so far Mr. Romance here has not produced. He tells her to be patient with him, so she dedicates herself to brightening up "that dreary old house." She plucks a few wild flowers and when she shows them to Guy, he violently pushes them away. She is confused, so he explains that he loathes flowers and wants her to promise that she will never bring those sickly "funeral decorations" into the house. She tries to talk sense to him but he is firm in his resolve, so she promises to do what he wants. More time has passed by now. How much? Don’t ask me. Emily is sitting by the fire doing needlepoint when the butler walks up and informs her that Dr. Miles Archer has arrived. She asks him to show Miles inside and then goes to greet him. Miles makes it clear that he has come in response to a message she sent him. He asks if anything is wrong and she says yes. She tells him that Guy is ill. They have not left the house since the day they were married. She claims her husband is a changed man and begs Miles to help him. He says he will do what he can and has her take him to see Guy. She leads Miles across the misty moors to the graveyard and a new crypt that has been constructed. She tells him that Guy started building it a month ago (that is how much time passed by). They approach the door and Emily knocks on it. She calls out to Guy, who answers back by telling her that he is busy and that she should leave. She persists (women always do) so Guy opens the door. He notices Miles and apologizes for his rudeness, saying that he has been ill. Miles offers to help but Guy says that such help will not be necessary, as he is helping himself. Emily and Miles want to know how he is doing that, so Guy invites them inside to show them. Inside is the homiest crypt I have ever seen. It even comes stocked with a liquor cabinet! Guy pours them all a drink and makes a toast to death. Emily and Miles look positively confused. Guy now proceeds to show Emily and Miles all the upgrades he has made to the crypt. Fearing that he may fall victim to catalepsy and be buried alive, Guy has installed all sorts of neat features into the place to ensure his survival. First up is a coffin that has a flip top that pops open and is activated from within. It even has some tools inside just in case the flip top mechanism fails to work and Guy is forced to break his way out. Up next is a rope that activates a bell, letting people outside know that he is alive. In case no one hears the bell, another rope triggers a device that unlocks and opens the crypt door. However, if the door should stick, a third rope releases a rope ladder and opens a small doorway in the ceiling. In the event that all those ropes fail to work, he has a chest of tools nearby that he can use to gain egress. But tools can break, too! So that is why he also has some dynamite sticks to blast his way out of the crypt. Now, in the unlikely event that all of these things fail to work, he has supplied the place with enough food to last for several days as well as music and things to read. Over time, he can try and get the attention of those outside. Finally, if after all of this and with his supplies exhausted he has been unable to escape the crypt, he has one last course of action to stave off a slow lingering death: poison. Now, raise your hand if you think that in spite of all these precautions, Guy here will find himself buried alive and trapped. Ok, hands down.
Returning to the house, Emily and Miles discuss the situation. Since Guy has never shown any previous signs of suffering from catalepsy, and since it isn’t a condition that can be inherited from a parent, Miles believes that the incident at the cemetery (you know…the one at the very beginning) has caused Guy to become obsessed with this one particular fear. Miles mentions a new line of thinking amongst the medical crowd – that the body and mind are not the separate entities previously thought, but are in fact connected. He thinks that Guy’s constant fear may manifest itself in catalepsy-like conditions through sheer belief, despite no such ailment having existed before. Emily asks what can be done but Miles is not sure. He just knows that Guy’s mind is very fragile and that the smallest thing could set him off. Long about now Kate can be seen eavesdropping out in the hallway. She hears Emily wish that Miles could stay with them and help Guy. Miles then remembers that there is a laboratory downstairs that Guy once offered the use of to him – if he were to accept the offer, it would give him an excuse to drop by more often. Miles then leaves, but not before giving "Dear Emily" a chaste kiss on the hand. Ha! I saw the looks he was throwing her way earlier. He has the hots for her! Now we see Miles working in that lab, the usual mad-scientist trappings filling the place, including a gizmo that has an exposed arc of electricity (I think those were standard lab instruments prior to 1960). Miles is working with a dead frog, demonstrating to Guy how applying electricity to the body causes its muscles to contract. He tells Guy to return to his own field of research in order to help clear his mind of his troubles, but Guy doesn’t seem eager to do that. Then Miles advises him to take some time away, perhaps by taking Emily on that long overdue trip to Venice. Guy says he will think about it and leaves Miles to his dead frog experiments. Now we see Guy and Emily walking outdoors. Well, the number of trees and all the fog tells us it is supposed to be outdoors, but any observant eye will tell you that it is a stage set they are traversing. Guy is saying that getting outside has made him feel somewhat better and Emily says that all they need in order to be happy is each other. In the midst of all this happy talk, Guy freezes. He tells Emily to listen, but she claims to hear nothing. He, on the other hand, can clearly hear the sound of whistling…but not just any whistling. Yep, it’s that same damned annoying as hell tune that the gravediggers were whistling at the very beginning. Guy freaks out and runs away through the trees and mist, the whistling becoming louder and louder as well as increasing in tempo. He stumbles around for a bit, panicking and then pauses by a tree. He turns to move on and comes face to face with the very same gravediggers that were responsible for belting out the tune at the beginning. Guy then promptly passes out. Jeez, made of iron, this guy. What follows next is every LSD user’s worst nightmare – a really bad trip through surreal images and sounds. Guy finds himself trapped in a coffin. He pulls the cord to open it but nothing happens. He yells for help, but no sound issues forth from his mouth. Continuing to yell and writhe around within the coffin, he manages to unbalance it and knock it off its dais. The coffin breaks open and Guy comes spilling out. He finds himself in the crypt of his own design, but none of the gizmos he has prepared to ensure his escape from a premature burial will work for him. He pulls on the various ropes and they just come loose in his hands. The dynamite sticks just crumble when he touches them. There is only one course of action available to him – drink the poison. He takes the cup and lifts it to his lips, but it only contains squirming maggots. He lets out another silent scream and things begin to fade…
…Miles and Emily are trying to get Guy to wake up. He is sitting under the tree where he passed out and he tells them that he saw the two "filthy grave robbers" coming for him. He is sure Emily saw them, too but she says that she did not. Guy is convinced the grave robbers were coming to get him, but Miles thinks it was his imagination. Guy gets a little upset at what he perceives to be their patronizing him, but allows them to lead him back to the house to get some rest. Back at the creepy Carrell house, Guy is lying down in bed and promising to join Emily downstairs in a bit. She leaves him and heads downstairs to where Miles is waiting. They talk about what Guy claims to have seen outside. Miles thinks the grave robbers did not exist, except in Guy’s mind. He begins talking again about how the Human mind can create something out of nothing, which makes Emily fear that her husband is going mad. Miles dismisses that notion, believing Guy’s fears to be rooted in reality. He mentions how Guy’s father was prematurely interred, at which point Kate enters the room and counters that thought by saying it was not so. Miles asks how she knows that for certain and she says that she went to her father’s crypt to look for herself. Upstairs, Guy is jolted out of his peaceful rest by that same whistling again. He gets up, leaves the room and begins stalking the halls. He eventually makes his way to one door and opens it. The room behind it seems to no longer be in use, as cobwebs cover everything. An open window lets the wind blow into the room, creating a soft whistling sound as it enters. Kate appears in the door leading to the hallway and tells her brother that all he hears is the wind. He approaches the open window and when he looks out, there is the one of the grave robbers staring back at him (86.7 KB). Guy is startled and jumps away. Kate calls to him and he tells her that "he is there!" Naturally, when Kate goes and looks she doesn’t see a thing. Some time later, Emily and Miles are talking about Guy’s condition. She says that ever since that night on the moors, he has changed and she hardly knows him any more. Miles suggests that she ask Guy to go away with her, but she says that he won’t leave the crypt he has constructed and will not allow her inside. Miles confesses that there isn’t much they can do, as treating mental conditions isn’t exactly a science yet, as it will be someday. He does have an idea for one approach they have not tried and Emily eagerly asks what she needs to do. Now we see Guy out in his crypt, where has been painting. He hears Emily at the door, so he covers his painting and lets her in. He is cold towards her, wanting to know why she is interrupting his work. She sees the covered painting and asks to see it, but he thinks she will not find it very pleasing. She presses the issue so he uncovers it. Revealed is a ghastly painting that depicts all the horrors of hell itself: people being tortured for all eternity in a variety of gruesome ways (I’m sure someone is being forced to listen to Yanni albums nonstop) and enormous demons that carry out their hellish work with sadistic glee. Emily is horrified but continues on with her mission. She is here to give Guy an ultimatum. She is tired of Guy’s obsessive brooding over his fears and tells him to either put them behind him and move on with her, or stay hidden away in his self imposed tomb without her. She wants to take care of him but cannot do it when he locks himself away from her. She promises that she will never allow anyone to take him down to the family crypt. She then says that if he does choose to move on with her, then he must destroy this crypt he has built for himself. She asks him what his choice will be: death by himself, or life with her. He says nothing and just walks away. A pained expression on her face, she leaves him to his solitude. However, once she has gone, Guy comes to his senses and calls out to her. He runs after her and makes it clear that he chooses her. They express their love and devotion to each other once again. Next we see Guy’s crypt going up in flames. Miles tells Guy that it took great courage to destroy his former sanctuary, but Guy says it was fear that motivated him. The fear of losing something more valuable to him than his life: Emily. Miles says that now they can finally get to that long overdue honeymoon. Guy agrees but before that, he is holding a party on the forthcoming Friday night and wants Miles to attend. Miles agrees to drop by and the group moves away from the burning crypt, Kate stealing one last glance at it. It is night now and we see a black-clad figure making its way down the stairs to the family crypt and then removing a key from a storage cabinet. The figure unlocks the tomb where Gideon Carrell is interred and then enters, closing the door behind it. The family butler comes down the stairs and sees the key compartment open. He calls out but no one answers. He closes the key compartment and heads back upstairs. Now it is Friday night and Guy’s little shindig is going strong. Everyone (which happens to be Guy, Emily, her father Dr. Gault, Miles and Kate) is seated around the dinner table finishing up their meal when Guy makes a toast to life. He then invites Dr. Gault and Miles to have cigars. Miles says he will be along shortly and stays behind to talk with Kate and Emily. He remarks on how well Guy appears, but Kate says that looks can be deceiving. Elsewhere Guy and Dr. Gault are lighting up their stogies. Gault congratulates Guy on his recovery, but Guy credits both Emily and Miles with lifting him out of his funk. Emily, Kate and Miles then arrive and there is some pointless chitchat. Guy suddenly hears something odd. Emily says that it is just the cat, but Guy wonders why it would be crying like that. He asks where the cat is at but Emily doesn’t know. Kate says that the sounds are coming from near the wall. Miles thinks the animal is stuck. He knocks on some wall panels until he finds which one the cat is trapped behind. He works loose a panel and frees the cat, whose plaintiff cries are starting to affect Guy. In fact, the whole affair seems to be affecting him oddly.
Miles now notices that Guy doesn’t look too well. Guy asks what would have happened if they had not heard the trapped animal. Miles then realizes that guy has not put his fears of being buried alive behind him. He admonishes Guy for not trying hard enough. He tells Guy that his fear of catalepsy is rooted in his belief that his father was buried alive. Guy sticks with his story on how he heard his father calling for help on that night. Miles asks him to prove it. He wants Guy to take him down to the family crypt and show him his father’s body. Guy refuses. Miles thinks that this is because Guy knows that his story is not true. Guy says he would give anything to learn that it was indeed not true. Miles then says to take him downstairs to see that proof. Guy agrees. Emily tries to stop him but Guy says he has put this off long enough. So the whole gang heads on down to the family crypt. Guy opens the key compartment and realizes the key to his father’s tomb is missing. Miles wonders if Guy himself removed it at some point and just doesn’t remember doing so. Guy decides to break the tomb open. He grabs a metal bar and heads to his father’s tomb. At the last minute he says that he cannot do it, but Miles says that he must or risk being haunted forever. So Guy begins prying open the door. He gets it open and a spring loaded skeleton (151 KB) jumps out at him. Guy collapses in shock, his eyes frozen open but unseeing. They carry his ass back upstairs where Miles places a mirror close to Guy’s face. There is no visible breath. It seems Guy is dead. Dr. Gault looks him over and pronounces him dead from a heart attack. Miles wants to hook Guy up to his gizmo contraption that shocks dead frogs (actually a galvanic battery), hoping to get certain proof that Guy is dead. By what, zapping the shit out of him and making sure he’s dead? Unbeknownst to any of them, Guy is still alive and in a cataleptic state. His cries for help are heard only by the audience and within his own mind. Miles zaps him with his gizmo but there is no change. Miles is convinced that Guy is dead and closes his friend’s eyes. Dr. Gault says that they might as well take Guy back down to the crypt but Emily reveals her promise to not let anyone take Guy down there. Now we see the funeral services for Guy. Everyone is in church where a priest gives a speech over an open coffin. Inside the coffin, Guy is still talking within his mind, but no one can hear him. They close up the coffin, which has a small glass window situated right over Guy’s face and carry it to the burial site. Along the way, Guy manages to get his eyes open. He can see through the coffin window that he is not being taken to the crypt. Still, he cannot move and is unable to get anyone’s attention. The procession stops in the graveyard where the coffin is lowered into a hole in the ground…those two creepy gravediggers/robbers looking on from behind some trees. No one notices that Guy’s eyes are open and eventually they all leave. Then the gravediggers begin to fill in the hole, while Guy screams "I’m alive!" within his mind. Back at the house, Kate asks Emily if she will be leaving soon after the reading of the will. Emily wants to know why she asks that, but Kate just passes it off, saying that under the circumstances she thought Emily would find staying in the house somewhat disturbing. Miles now speaks up and says that what happened in the crypt, along with everything else, was obviously planned by someone. He thinks it was Guy himself who did it, operating under some strange desire to die. Emily spazzes, running out of the room visibly upset.
Note - It is at this point that the movie enters its final segment, so if any of you really feel the need to watch this film and not know the ending ahead of time, skip the rest of the Walk-Thru.
Out at the graveyard, the two creepy gravediggers/robbers are hard at work digging up Guy’s grave. Sure as shit, one of them is whistling that damned annoying tune. They banter back and forth and it becomes clear that the person responsible for sending them out here to dig up Guy’s body is none other than Dr. Gault himself. They finally unearth the coffin and one jumps out of the grave to retrieve a crowbar. The other manages to get the coffin open, but two hands lunge forth, startling him and grabbing him by the neck. It seems good old Guy has gotten his movement back. The other grave robber is looking through some tools, trying to find the crowbar when Guy approaches him. Guy grabs the crowbar away from the frightened man, and as the poor shmuck pleads for his life, Guy impales him with it. We see a single figure moving through the darkness, a body draped over its shoulder. It enters the Carrell house and the laboratory where Dr. Gault is playing with a bone. I mean it. The old coot is playing with a bone. The Doctor sees the figure and assuming it’s Sweeney, one of the grave robbers he employs, he chastises him for bringing the body there instead of to his own place. The figure dumps the body in a corner and steps back. Dr. Gault bends over to look at it and sees that the body is that of Sweeney himself, dressed in Guy’s clothes. He turns to look at the person behind him and realizes that it is Guy, now decked out in Sweeney’s clothes (which no doubt stunk something fierce). "You’re dead!" he cries out. He tries to get away, but Guy chases him down and knocks him unconscious. Then he hooks the old guy up to Miles’ nearby dead frog zapper and looks on in morbid glee as the older man’s body begins to spasm from the electricity.
Upstairs, Emily is lying in her bed with Miles nearby. He is talking about how there is nothing wrong with her and wonders why she sent for him. She claims that she is afraid to be alone. He thinks that she should leave the Carrell house. She invites him to come sit on the bed, which he does. Then she launches into a speech about how she is in need of someone to give her solace in this time of mourning. She mentions how she and Miles were very close once and they recall their younger days. She suggests that it may not be too late for them, unaware that her supposedly dead husband, Guy, is watching from the window. There is a knock at the bedroom door and the butler enters. After a nervous glance towards Emily, he asks Miles to come with him and take a look at something. Miles tries to get the man to seek Dr. Gault’s help but the servant is sure that Dr. Gault would want Miles to take care of the matter. Miles agrees to go and as they walk down the hall the butler informs him that he heard a sound from the laboratory a short while ago. "See for yourself" he tells Miles when the latter asks about what he found. In her room, Emily is now up out of bed and sitting before her mirror, brushing her hair. She hears the door open and close and calls out to Miles, thinking it is him (why she thinks he has returned so damn quick is beyond me). Alas, it is not Miles but rather, Guy who has entered. She stares in shock as he wonders where his welcome may be. She gets up and walks toward him, but faints as she gets near, forcing him to catch her. In the laboratory, Miles is examining the body of Dr. Gault, who has been killed by Miles’ own dead frog zapper. The butler points out a body that is lying nearby and Miles sees that it belongs to Sweeney the gravedigger. With that he runs out of the room quite hastily, as if he just remembered that his dinner was getting cold or something. Out on the moors, Guy is carrying an unconscious Emily through the foggy trees. Back in her bedroom, Miles shows up and stays just long enough to verify that she is gone, but not before finding the late Sweeney’s hat, which Guy must have dropped. He goes rushing out of the house and onto the moors. How the hell did he know where to go? Eventually Guy brings Emily to the very same grave in which he was deposited earlier in the evening. He drops her on the ground and binds her hands and feet; She comes to and calls out to him. He accuses her of lies, deceit and treachery but she denies it all. He talks about how clever she was in her plans. She asks if he is going to kill her and he says no. Just as she did not kill him, but had him buried alive, he will now bury her alive and let the earth claim her. With that he dumps her into the grave and begins filling it with dirt, her screams are quickly muffled….and a good thing, as she was really starting to belt them out like a heavy metal singer. Along about now, Miles comes running up, having been drawn by Emily’s horrible racket. He sees Guy filling in the grave and calls to him. Guy tells him to stay back, as he does not wish to harm him. Miles is not deterred and tries to take the shovel from Guy. A lame ass fight ensues. Guy eventually gets the upper hand and is about to plunge the raised shovel into Miles, who is laid out on the ground, when a gunshot pierces the night air and Guy collapses...dead. Standing a short ways away with a gun is his sister Kate. Kate drops the gun and goes to her brother while Miles works feverishly to uncover Emily. He pulls her from the dirt but it is too late...she has suffocated and is now dead. "Thank god," Kate responds, which greatly puzzles Miles. Kate shows Miles a necklace hanging around Emily’s neck. On it is the missing key to Carrell family crypt. Kate explains that it was "sweet, beautiful" Emily that was behind everything all along. Once she had learned how easy it would be to use Guy’s fear to kill him, she went to work. First she hired the grave robbers to torment him, then she purposely trapped the cat behind the wall and finally desecrated the tomb of Gideon Carrell. Kate breaks down and begins talking to the deceased Guy, saying that she knew what Emily was doing and wanted to tell him, but she knew he would never have believed her. She had to wait for proof, but ended up waiting too long and was too late. Miles helps the crying Kate to her feet and the two walk off into the mist. The End.
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Guy: "Despite what he thinks, I didn’t run away from what was inside that coffin, but from what I knew to be inside me." Shadow’s comment: Lots and lots of booze? |
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(150 KB) Guy imagines being buried alive.
Guy: "Can you possibly conceive it? The unendurable oppression of the lungs. The stifling fumes of the damp earth. The rigid embrace of the coffin. The blackness of absolute night." Shadow’s comment: He must be a blast at parties. |
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Miles: "You see, most people tend to think of the body and the mind as being totally different. Two separate entities. Whereas in point of fact, they’re actually linked." Shadow’s comment: Based on this theory is the method by which the doctor stomps on your foot to relieve your headache pain. |
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